The Killer Mascot

This is a dandy idea to meet a lot of women especially at malls and restaurants. Borrow a baby from one of your relatives or even a friend and take the kid to a mall or restaurant. This works even better if you have a small, cool looking pet that you can carry around with you. Something like one of those Taco Bell Dogs or a ferret. (I like to use m ferret. People LOVE him).

I did this recently and met two extremely pretty women.

My niece Tanya has a beautiful baby named Jamie. She's two and a half years old and looks just like Shirley Temple when she was that age. Jamie is a real cute adorable little girl and women just love her.

One day Tanya asked me if I would watch Jamie for her for a couple hours while her and Steve (her husband) went to the movies. I said I would because I didn't have anything planned.

We went to McDonalds and sat in the food court. Jamie loves Ronald McDonald and she got french fries and a coke.

We were sitting down and Jamie was talking up a storm, talking about her Yi-Yi (her grandma, my sister) (by the way, my sister is only 41, looks 25, is extremely beautiful and gives me a lot of advice and approves of most of what I say about women, and her advice is invaluable to me).

As Jamie was talking, I heard a soft feminine voice say, "My, what a cute baby.)

"Hi", Jamie said.

"What's your name?", she asked Jamie.

"Jamie Nicole", answered Jamie.

"Is your Daddy buying you lunch?", she asked Jamie.

This had us both laughing and I introduced myself to this pretty woman with long brown hair and beautiful eyes. It turns out her name was Laura and she was newly divorced and had two little kids herself.

I found all this out after I invited her to sit down and have a cup of coffee with me. She couldn't get over the idea of me taking Jamie to the mall with me. She thought that most men didn't want to be bothered with taking kids with them anywhere.

I told her I loved kids and Jamie was a joy because she was adorable and was a good talker. I made friends with her and got her phone number, and told her I'd call her when they had a good band at the singles dance I go to.

Again I must stress to you, make friends with every woman you meet whether you want to date them or not. I did date Laura and we had a wonderful time for a couple months.

There is no way I want to get serious yet because I'm having too much fun. Besides, if I got married then where would all you guys get your advice about meeting women?

A great ladies man (me) would have to hang up his guns if I retired and got married. I met another girl that day with Jamie. This was in the book store where I was buying Jamie a coloring book.

Her name was Janice and she too remarked about how cute Jamie was and how it was so nice an uncle took interest in his little niece.

So like I said, borrow a baby and take him or her places and I guarantee you a lot of women will comment, and you will gain value in their eyes because you are a caring man who loves children.

This works WONDERS, and melts the ice quicker than anything imaginable!

You can have them say funny things like:

"Excuse me, my uncle is a butt head and he wanted me to give you this." (have the kid hand her the business card from the seven magic words technique)

You can always have the kid say "babysitter" or "friend" instead of uncle. Use your imagination.

Now think about this for a minute. You're in a book store and some little kid comes up to you and says, "Excuse my but my butt head sister wants me to give this to you. She hopes you like it." and then the kid walks away.

Imagine how you would feel inside if a woman thought creatively enough to make that happen. Wouldn't you jump at the chance to get to know a woman like that?

So if you find yourself worrying that this technique is silly or too stupid to work... don't kid yourself. I have met some VERY high quality women using The Baby Technique.